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I was really baked at school one day. I sat down in class, trying not to look conspicuous. I thought I was doing a good job- that is, until I fell out of my chair and hit the floor. I didn't even pay attention to the fact that I was leaning over the side.

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Bob Marley would be proud (10) - Gotta lay off that shwag (4)

Apr 27, 2011 07:19 AM - Stories - by toaseted (woman)

 

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So it was me nd my friends first time smoking.. so my friend zach gave us salvia but we had no idea what salvia was so after 4 bowls of that shit i ended up at a stop sign at king soopers when i live like 30 minutes from a king soopers.. so me and my friend went inside cuz we felt like the mosture in our mouths disapeared! everything was zooming in and out and peoples voices started getting higher and lower then we walked to a hill i looked up to see the hill again and there are aliens staring at us then its ufo left.... then i fel asleep woke up the next day in some kids back yardd.. best/worst/scariest day of my entire life.

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Bob Marley would be proud (4) - Gotta lay off that shwag (2)

Apr 18, 2011 02:03 PM - Stories - by wakendbake420 (woman)

 

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K so, Me & Boo (alexis) were at her house sitting on her deck, we smoked a few j's and a few bowls & decided to go for a walk. So were like walking down her street & then Boo starts thinking the dank was laced with shrooms & starts just fuckin laughing at these tree's & were just outside her house & she's like "fuck, fuck, shut up... im gunna piss my pants!" and i started to laugh so hard i was crying, she's freakin out & then i look up & she's standing there in compltete shock cause she pissed her pants. plus, it was the middle of summer & her street was really busy that day, haha.

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Bob Marley would be proud (8) - Gotta lay off that shwag (5)

Jan 25, 2011 10:18 PM - Stories - by StonytheBear (woman)

 

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So me and a friend are driven around in the country on the dirt roads and we were smoken a honey blunt of kill. So...were cruizen and my friend say " oh look a bunny " and i said " lets hit it with your car!" we both look at echother and start laughing our booties off! :D (no bunnys were harmed).

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Jan 22, 2011 07:56 PM - Stories - by TaYloR420 (woman)

 

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hello stoners ;) I've been smoking for 3-4 years still going .. I'm 17. and I'm graduating this year :).. I just wanted to say that I smoke everyday ... and I go to school all baked .. and I get my work done and I always do good in school.. and I fuckin hate how cops say marijauana makes you dumb, like duh i'm fuckin smart . (scholar) I want to be a nurse when I'm older if that doesn't work .. army I geuss. Fight for my country, well yes course I'm baked right now ;).
so here's a couple of my fave memories being stoned ..
1) ah no room :( das sad .

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Bob Marley would be proud (9) - Gotta lay off that shwag (2)

Jan 9, 2011 11:36 AM - Stories - by 4:20chick (woman)

 

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Me and my best friend were blazed and decided to go for a walk. So we started to walk down the road and we crossed these railroad tracks. I then spotted a bird that started to fly away. My friend gasped and grabbed my arm - like she was scared for her life and said "Dude that bunny just started to fucking fly!" I just started to laugh and shake my head at her.

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Bob Marley would be proud (8) - Gotta lay off that shwag (3)

Jan 4, 2011 05:06 PM - Stories - by fourtwozero (woman)

 

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Me and my friend Jaden were just chillin at her house coloring our hair. And we're like "after this let's smoke" so we finish coloring our hair blow dry it and get dressed to go outside in the snow. We load the bowl and were standing in front of the door. Than her moms boyfriend knocks on the door. And were both like "shiiitt...." she says "sydney gimme the bowl!" so I hand it to her and the boyfriend says "jaden can I come in?" she hides the bowl and says yes. So he comes in and is just talking about all this stuff. And than he says "god I would kill to smoke..." me and Jaden look at each other and she says "weed?" than he says "do you have any?!" and she says "do you want to?" ..continued.

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Bob Marley would be proud (8) - Gotta lay off that shwag (3)

Dec 16, 2010 03:12 PM - Stories - by SYdNey (woman)

 

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Get high.
And watch The Human Slinky on youtube....
Shit's scary.

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Bob Marley would be proud (4) - Gotta lay off that shwag (0)

Dec 15, 2010 07:26 PM - Stories - by Garcia (woman)

 

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Smoke and then chew Peach Orbit gum, tastes exactly like a peach blunt. Bahaha.

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Bob Marley would be proud (6) - Gotta lay off that shwag (0)

Dec 15, 2010 07:24 PM - Food - by Genius (woman)

 

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Me and my friend were at her brother's. We had each had one third of a pan of hash brownies, and smoked a bowl of straight resin and two bowls of herb. We were so baked and I don't remember much, but I remember getting up to piss and when I got to the door of his room I sneezed so hard I jolted forward and hit my face on the door and fell on the floor, and we all started geeking.
And this dude, he has a blind cat. And that shit trips you out when you're blazed. So we're calling the cat's name and it's looking at the wall.
And my friend goes, "That nigga thank she lookin' at us. But she ain't!" We just geeked.

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Bob Marley would be proud (3) - Gotta lay off that shwag (0)

Dec 15, 2010 07:00 PM - Stories - by Saul Silver (woman)

 

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