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Ok, So me and my 3 friends smoked some low grade Sour Diesel, and we are fucking BLITTED. We go in side and after about 30 mins I have to piss. So I go into the bathroom, and while I am pissing, I hear them arguing and laughing about something. I come out and yell "WALL-E!" Everyone starts laughing and rolling on the floor, pissing their pants! That was a fucking fantastic day!

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Sep 6, 6109 12:46 PM - Stories - by iSmoke

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So me and my friend, stoned at latenight shopping. Theres these pay massage chairs in the shops. Sat in them for 4 hours, felt so good, we couldnt help but make orgasm noises. Got 9 guys numbers, and managed to consume 14 packet of chips, 8 bags of sour lollies, 12 meat pies and 10 litres of coke. New plan every thursday night? i think so.

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Apr 30, 2010 08:19 AM - Stories - by Jessi

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Well, this story is of a day of eating this day just so happened to be the day that my dealer/bestfriends new bongs came, we broke in a 3 foot glass bong with a fat bowl of Jack Herer bud. I had the worst munchies ever! We walked all the way to taco bell, mickyD's, and haagen daas(its our local ice cream shop). Heres all that i ate. 3 double quarter pounders with cheese, 2 89 cent burritos, a chicken quessa dilla, a cheeseburger, and an icecream cone. After that i started to feel really really sick, i knew i had eaten WAY to much, we walked back to our spot to toke up again, and i felt to sick to hit the bong again, after persuading me to hit it, i fill his bong to the brim with puke.

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Jun 12, 2009 08:37 PM - Food - by Ganjaguy

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"Trix + Cocoa Puffs = Fondue cereal" that was a good day.

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Jun 28, 2009 11:09 AM - Food - by michelledancer

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One time me and a couple homies were blazed and decided to go to Mcdonalds at 5am. We pulled up and none of us could stop fucking laughing. When the guy started talkin in the drive in, we were all "whispering" about what we wanted and then would start laughing again. The guy came back on a few times asking if we were ready yet. After about 15, 20 minutes of straight laughing, we tried to order, but the motherfucker wouldn't answer. So we pulled out and went to other side of the drive in and were barely able to order without laughing. We were all hiding in our hoodies when we pulled up, trying to muffle our giggles. It was great.

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Jul 29, 2009 01:55 AM - Food - by meowchecktimestwo

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"dude i need tinfoil and lots of hair gel"

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Jun 13, 2009 01:27 AM - Quotes - by grapefruitsaremyfriend

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"If you can go past, can u go future?"

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Jul 18, 2009 03:39 AM - Quotes - by kai

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"na man... dont text, my moms gonna come in and check up on us if she hears anything"... that was me, at my friends appartment

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Sep 6, 4308 12:55 PM - Quotes - by stonerbitch

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ok so I live out on the far east end of long island. I was up island attending my college classes and i picked up a 50 cube of DANK Jack Herer. Me and my dealer blazed a blunt and I was lit. Then I drove an hour to get home and my friend hit me up and asked if i wanted to pack the legendary bong we call the Rasta( a two and a half foot tall glass on glass with a single perc, diffuser, and an ashcatcher...and an ice catcher of coarse.) so we packed that bitch up 3 times with 3 heads. we almost died. it was the highest ive ever been. and it was the greatest ive ever felt.

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Sep 6, 1663 12:45 PM - Stories - by crckshck900

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So we're smoking up at a mates house when his brothers friend comes round. My bf knew him so they were having a conversation when all of a sudden my bf finished his conversation, turns to me, and whispers in my ear "whats his name again?" I laughed like crazy and couldn't stop. Then, my friend sitting next to me turns to me and whispers in my ear "dude, what the fuck did he say his name was?" I ended up rolling around on the floor nearly pissing my pants!

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Bob Marley would be proud (9) - Gotta get off that shwag (0)

Sep 6, 3808 12:46 PM - Stories - by Laceface

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