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so me and my sister were going out side to smoke and we were still a litle buzzed from when we smoked earlier and she sa t on the zun bathing chair and one o the hooks broke off and i coldnt stop laughing. it was the funniest thing ever. we laughed i almost peeed my pants.

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Bob Marley would be proud (12) - Gotta get off that shwag (6)

Jun 30, 2009 04:26 AM - Stories - by bainay

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so its 2a.m. and me and my fiend are sitting on my porch smoking weed, i had a big ass nugget in my lap, after we finished our bowl and i go to refill i noticed i dropped the nugget. 20min later we still cannot find it under the bench or on the sidewalk i was trying to see with the light from my lighter and i notice at the edge of the sidewalk like 2ft. away my weed was being rolled into the planter by a rollypolly. a fucking rollypolly was stealing my weed cuz i dropped it! me and my friend laughed for ever it was the funniest shit, that rollypolly thought he hit the jackpot! good high times..

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Bob Marley would be proud (12) - Gotta get off that shwag (1)

Jul 27, 2009 11:41 PM - Stories - by theweedwoman

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alright so me and three other people jut got finished burning two fattys ona cruise and we decided that we all wanted some fries so we pull up to the burgerkind drive though and order our shit. we pull up to get our shit and the guy giving us our food goes hey guys smells great in there we all start laughing out asses off, he askes us if we still got one burning, he decides were chill and supersized all our shit! haha all in all bks the shit.

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Sep 12, 2009 07:07 PM - Stories - by anobs

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So I'm stoned with my friends and we're all sitting in a circle not speaking. One guy looks up and starts to say, "Hasn't it been-" and was cut off by my friend who blurted out "-one week since you looked at me!"

Simply the funniest shit to ever happen. 10 minutes later we tried to remember what we were laughing about and couldn't.

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Bob Marley would be proud (11) - Gotta get off that shwag (0)

Jun 23, 2009 12:21 AM - Quotes - by cubanman1122

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My sister tried to make me drive the other day..........
I was high......
I failed........
It was fun though :D

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Bob Marley would be proud (11) - Gotta get off that shwag (2)

Jun 16, 2009 11:26 PM - Stories - by RainbowSmokeClouds

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20/4/10 at 20 past 4, sparked a blunt, right on the dot, hit the spot.
good 420

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Apr 22, 2010 05:02 AM - Stories - by Tetrahydrocannabinol

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So I had a stick of weed fresh out of a drying room in my pocket along with a packet of fun dip.... well the fun dip spilled and got all over the weed but I smoked it anyway. To my amazement the smoke I exhaled was colored blue!(the color of the fundip). Now I always bring a satchel of fundip with me to every party, hours and hours of entertainment.

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Bob Marley would be proud (10) - Gotta get off that shwag (0)

Apr 6, 2010 06:24 PM - Inventions - by DippinFun

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I smoked one night and just couldnt stop eating. I ate an entire bag of doritos, two slices of cheese cake, a few slices of pizza, a package of crackers, chocolate milk, a bar of chocolate and something like an entire box of microwavable bagel bites.
I was on the toilet for hours in the worst pain of my life, uncontrollably liquid crapping and throwing up in the sink at the same time. My sink was clogged for weeks.
Never again!

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Bob Marley would be proud (10) - Gotta get off that shwag (3)

Jun 12, 2009 06:05 PM - Food - by thisonedudemike

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Me and my best friend were walking from our friend's house to my house and we were pretty high. We walk under a sprinkler and she screams and goes "WHO THE FUCK THREW MARBLES AT ME?!??!?!?!?!"

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Jul 18, 2009 10:54 PM - Quotes - by yuuuummmmmmm

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the ceiling keeps going up and down and up and down.

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Bob Marley would be proud (10) - Gotta get off that shwag (1)

Jul 29, 2009 01:56 AM - Quotes - by meowchecktimestwo

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