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THE PAST IS HISTORY, THE FUTURE IS A MYSTERY,BUT TODAY IS A GIFT THAT IS WHY IT'S CALLED THE PRESENT -SLOTH JLBUDSMOKER

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Bob Marley would be proud (114) - Gotta get off that shwag (9)

Jun 26, 2009 05:27 AM - Quotes - by mrbudsmoker

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so me and a few of the homies went to a near by creek to blaze it up.i had stolen two six packs of brisk from a locked room at my skool.when we got there i put the drinks in the creek to keep em cold. as we all sat down in a circle we pulled out the bud and rolled up two fat ass chops.we had a still fresh lunged smoker with us and he had only smoked like 5 imes before. so as the first blunt goes by i fade back into reality and realize oh yea we had another blunt.its was some bomb ass trainwreck. second blunt ends , i pass a brisk to every1 me and my boy were last to get up wen we herad "oh shit" we rushed to the top nd our friend was passn out he dropped his can and all shout THE SODA. HAHA!

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Bob Marley would be proud (111) - Gotta get off that shwag (6)

Jun 26, 2009 05:25 AM - Stories - by mrbudsmoker

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Bacon and syrup. who says sweet can't go with meat?

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Bob Marley would be proud (93) - Gotta get off that shwag (64)

Jun 4, 2009 04:14 AM - Food - by vodka

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My friend and I were on vacation in Colorado and we smoked a lot of weed and walked into an ice cream shop. At this point I was trippin balls and was hanging on to this bookshelf, I started to swing back and forth with the shelf having a good time and closed my eyes and out of no where something hairy hit me in the head, then something hard hit me in the head. I woke up laying on the floor of an ice cream shop completely full of people and my friend said "Let's get out of here" and he helped me up and we go sit outside. My friend says "Dude, you hit your head on a little girl then ran into a wall."

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Bob Marley would be proud (76) - Gotta get off that shwag (38)

Jun 4, 2009 07:16 AM - Stories - by KotnMouthKing

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"This bowl is packed deep, deep as a criminal"

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Bob Marley would be proud (75) - Gotta get off that shwag (40)

Jun 3, 2009 08:13 PM - Quotes - by borch3z

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My friends were making a bunch of noise and I was paranoid of parents being woken up, so my response to their loudness was "quit jumping around like a bunch of football players" yea that worked well, we laughed so hard we ended up waking up the parents.

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Bob Marley would be proud (48) - Gotta get off that shwag (47)

Jun 3, 2009 08:54 PM - Quotes - by borch3z

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"We need to get to New Jersey." "Take a bus!" "How far is it?" "I don't know, can a bus get us to Liz's house" (*all of a sudden my friend-shotgunned in a taxi- screams out in mid-sentence: "HAHAHAHAHA HE SAID CANNIBUS" right into our cab drivers ear.)

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Bob Marley would be proud (39) - Gotta get off that shwag (12)

Mar 10, 6167 12:44 PM - Quotes - by Damien Grey

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a room filled with 6 friends completely dead in silence...a friend bursts out saying "good talk" you had to be there. lmfao

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Bob Marley would be proud (37) - Gotta get off that shwag (21)

Jun 5, 2009 09:28 PM - Quotes - by phlanx

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"i think now...would be the perfect time...to find how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop"

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Bob Marley would be proud (35) - Gotta get off that shwag (16)

Mar 10, 5518 12:44 PM - Quotes - by phlanx

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so my friend never knew if his mum smoked. i came for a ride in his car, smelled weed...it wasn't him. later found a bag in his car. turns out his mom got the same bags as we did that weekend. same connect ; )

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Bob Marley would be proud (33) - Gotta get off that shwag (10)

Mar 10, 9695 12:44 PM - Stories - by Damien Grey

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