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So anyways, we were walking, making our new path and we got totally lost, but it was good with us. So we go down this street and a house catches our attention. It looked just like the house from amytiville horror. We started calling people to tell them that we found the house and thats its real, lmao. So then we think that we're lost and we are thinking the street ends soon, so we take a dirt path behind someones house. About halfway down it, my friends like "Are you getting a creepy feeling" and I nod my head, so we turn back, and a few steps in, we start hauling ass towards the street. When we finally got off that street, we laughed our asses off.

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Jul 29, 2009 01:47 AM - Stories - by meowchecktimestwo

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So we're smoking up at a mates house when his brothers friend comes round. My bf knew him so they were having a conversation when all of a sudden my bf finished his conversation, turns to me, and whispers in my ear "whats his name again?" I laughed like crazy and couldn't stop. Then, my friend sitting next to me turns to me and whispers in my ear "dude, what the fuck did he say his name was?" I ended up rolling around on the floor nearly pissing my pants!

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Mar 10, 3808 12:46 PM - Stories - by Laceface

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Me and my home boy were blazing one day an d he called me a coon. he meant to say oh your cool. We started pissing our pants and culnt stop laughing till like and hour later

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Mar 10, 2240 12:51 PM - Quotes - by Pottymcpotpot

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Thought I was headed to a show in the city with my parents. I usually blaze without them knowing, makes the night a bit more interesting, so- bonged some lemon haze the shower before we left, got dressed, turned out we were going to a banquet honoring a judge (my folks are lawyers) and it was a three hour long...gathering of judges lawyers criminal attorneys, state employees and federal prosecuters. Wandered around terrified and balls-deep in paranoia, barely coherent while i socialized nervously with the man. Oh and I reeked.

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Mar 10, 5870 12:44 PM - Stories - by Damien Grey

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At the beginning of the summer my friend and I were hot boxing in my other friend's dad's (who is a cop) car in the garage. I said "mmmmmmm its so warm in here. its like a womb" and he said "This is a pretty big womb" and i said "well it could be a dragon's womb or something" "well what if the universe is just inside a dragon's womb?" "well what if the universe is just a germ on the dragon fetus in the dragon's womb" "well if the universe was inside of the dragon, where does the dragon exist?". This went on for a while. Anyway, we ended up chillen in the garage listening to Pretty Lights and we made a really great freestyle rap. I wish we'd recorded it, "I'M A MUTHA FUCKIN GERRRRRRM!!"

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Jun 24, 2009 09:38 PM - Quotes - by michelledancer

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me: *bursts through the door holding a spoon* "what the f*** is this?!" friend:.... a spoon me: "don't let it happen again!" *throws spoon across the room*

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Dec 19, 2009 09:47 PM - Quotes - by permafry

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me and my friend were walking home to be around my parents for the first time while we were stoned. my mom had made dinner, i don't remember what it was, and my friend tried grabbing a plate from the cupboard but kept grabbing the air underneath cuz her hands couldn't reach. my mom finally handed her the plate and said "are you okay?" and then i dropped a fork on the ground and just stared at it cuz i was deep in thought hahhaha. it was so scary at the time

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Jul 18, 2009 10:56 PM - Stories - by wosh.

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ok so a couple nights ago me and my buddy where very high and we where watching this movie called porkys and at all the funny parts we said "wtf this is stupid" and at all the not funny shit we shit our pants

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Mar 10, 1596 12:45 PM - Stories - by masterbater

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Still first time...we decided to go to Dunkin Donuts to get a coolata, cuz I was freaking out. Instead of ordering at the order screen, we pulled up to the window and sat there and waited. No one came for about 10 minutes. We just sat there. I kept hearing a beep, and thought they were calling the cops so we took off. He takes us to McDonalds, and at this point, I'm so far gone, I thought we just pulled into another Dunkin. I get out and order a Coolata, she stares and gives me a hot coffee, and dont realize this. I take off the top and guzzle it down and scream. I rush to the bathroom and lock myself in the stall and freak out, thinkin I'm stuck, for about 10 minutes until I found the lock

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Mar 10, 507 12:44 PM - Stories - by deathrider

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its halloween, were all parked in front of a taco bell hot boxing my gride and my friend/neighbor goes "hey janet i think my dad wants me home soon" so i reply, "i think your breaking the law tonight" followed by an awkward silence then my whole car cracking up loud as fck. fun night.

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Nov 1, 2009 11:17 AM - Quotes - by mc dreads

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