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Name : Kat
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I'm addicted to the feelings of happiness, of laughter, and of peace and love. Even if I have to toke after a rough day to get those feelings back. And if that's what keeps me calm enough to work and file taxes why should anyone else care about it? "Oh, what a bad person to be doing that!" I volunteer, donate to charities, give smoke food and company to elderly and homeless, help random people in the streets, and am always too zen to cause any trouble. I live in love and see nothing but beauty. What do you do all day?

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Pizza run! So me and my friend are driving out to pick up our pizza blazed as fuck (I do not condone this behavior) and we have the window rolled down so we can laugh and talk to all the hotties at red lights. I drive a giant Ford Expedition, and it dominates the road, so at one of the red lights this guy is sitting in his car and thinks he's hot shit see's us pull up. He rolled up his window and inched his car forward so he wouldn't have to look at my ride! When the light went green I can be quoted saying, "DAYUM NIGGA, LOOK AT YOR EGO SHRINK!!" as we sped off in search of an epic pizza feast! 'Twas a great day.

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Bob Marley would be proud (12) - Gotta get off that shwag (15)

Sep 6, 191 12:44 PM - Food - by cubanman1122

My friend and I were on vacation in Colorado and we smoked a lot of weed and walked into an ice cream shop. At this point I was trippin balls and was hanging on to this bookshelf, I started to swing back and forth with the shelf having a good time and closed my eyes and out of no where something hairy hit me in the head, then something hard hit me in the head. I woke up laying on the floor of an ice cream shop completely full of people and my friend said "Let's get out of here" and he helped me up and we go sit outside. My friend says "Dude, you hit your head on a little girl then ran into a wall."

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Bob Marley would be proud (80) - Gotta get off that shwag (39)

Jun 4, 2009 07:16 AM - Stories - by KotnMouthKing

Couldn't find a bowl, house was empty, plenty of bud...stuck a pen through the bottom of a dixie cup, wedged a thimble, poked a straw through the side of the cup, planted it face down. hit rather smooth with the added nostalia of childhood dixie cup usage...yum.

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Sep 6, 9548 12:44 PM - Inventions - by Damien Grey

Whenever you walk into a room and forget what you were looking for, you actually walked in on an alien doing something. The MIB agents came in zapped the alien and erased your memory, however they have no way of telling what you were looking for.

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Dec 22, 2009 11:50 PM - Inventions - by Red

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