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"dude i need tinfoil and lots of hair gel"

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Bob Marley would be proud (9) - Gotta get off that shwag (2)

Jun 13, 2009 01:27 AM - Quotes - by grapefruitsaremyfriend

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"If you chew backweirds it makes you feel like ur goin backward"""

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Bob Marley would be proud (12) - Gotta get off that shwag (2)

Jun 14, 2009 11:26 PM - Quotes - by Player

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"This house is a sanctuary!" - Quote from a friend while talking about having sex in common living areas at their house

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Bob Marley would be proud (1) - Gotta get off that shwag (2)

Sep 9, 6339 12:45 PM - Quotes - by Jmills

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Friend 1: hey let's all go to Home Depot
Friend 2: yeah we can pick up my cousins Friend 1: bring your green hat.

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Bob Marley would be proud (7) - Gotta get off that shwag (2)

Sep 9, 9663 12:45 PM - Quotes - by phlanx

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"I stay high man, I stay pregnant!" possibly the dumbest/funniest thing i ever said stoned.

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Bob Marley would be proud (4) - Gotta get off that shwag (2)

Sep 16, 2009 05:05 PM - Quotes - by lolbrandon

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Baked & driving while looking at the sun but it was bright and in my boyfriends eyes."Dude, fuck the sun" my reply:" fuck yo mommas son!, which is you!"

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Bob Marley would be proud (5) - Gotta get off that shwag (2)

Mar 11, 2010 12:35 AM - Quotes - by s

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My best friend and i always smoke together and every time we do she'll get blazed and we'll just sit there and do nothing and she says "Man are you high? Im not even high anymore." Then about five mins later she is like "Dude, Im so high." She does it EVERYTIME we smoke. She is crazy but its funny.

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Bob Marley would be proud (2) - Gotta get off that shwag (2)

Apr 21, 2010 09:57 AM - Quotes - by Niccy

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Me, my guy, my bestie, her guy and my cousin were tokin it up on 420-- and we were at 'bob's' (my bestie's guy) house and bob has a dog that i call rufus and it always barks at me && it scares me cause its a big dog.. well, my cousin got the dog high.. well i had to pee so i got up and rufus got up and looked at me and she opened her mouth like she was gonna bark and nothing came out so she layed back down... and i yelled "That bitch forgot how to bark" and everyone busted out laughing.

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Bob Marley would be proud (2) - Gotta get off that shwag (2)

Jun 11, 2010 09:58 PM - Quotes - by niccy.

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My sister tried to make me drive the other day..........
I was high......
I failed........
It was fun though :D

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Bob Marley would be proud (11) - Gotta get off that shwag (2)

Jun 16, 2009 11:26 PM - Stories - by RainbowSmokeClouds

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How do I begin. My friend brought this stuff to mix with our green and it was called lions tail I dunno what it was supposed to do... A few cones later she went to the bathroom and that was normal then I heard laughing and it was only me and her there and I was freaking out cause I was fucked so I was calling out to her and she was just laughing and laughing so I went in and she was drawing all over her face with eyeliner and had balls and dicks all over her face and I just lost it.... :D

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Bob Marley would be proud (19) - Gotta get off that shwag (2)

Jun 16, 2009 11:32 PM - Stories - by RainbowSmokeClouds

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