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so me and my friends were chillin at this park right, this dude walks up hes all like "u dudes wana buy some super silver haze, ill hook it up helluv fat" im like alright. i got 4.8 for $55. so we hed back to my place and start rollin a tulip. fuck, after a while wer like dayum this shits helluv bomb. fuck man either ima light weight or that shit wus laced with angel man. strait up, shit started to fuckin morph and fuckin the smoke was all changin into like dragons and shit and then i blacked out and woke up on a 482 page bible that i had wrote during my trip. scary shit.

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Apr 8, 2010 12:54 AM - Stories - by dr.ronzo.

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Well, this story is of a day of eating this day just so happened to be the day that my dealer/bestfriends new bongs came, we broke in a 3 foot glass bong with a fat bowl of Jack Herer bud. I had the worst munchies ever! We walked all the way to taco bell, mickyD's, and haagen daas(its our local ice cream shop). Heres all that i ate. 3 double quarter pounders with cheese, 2 89 cent burritos, a chicken quessa dilla, a cheeseburger, and an icecream cone. After that i started to feel really really sick, i knew i had eaten WAY to much, we walked back to our spot to toke up again, and i felt to sick to hit the bong again, after persuading me to hit it, i fill his bong to the brim with puke.

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Jun 12, 2009 08:37 PM - Food - by Ganjaguy

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Today I went to work baked and I was so stoned I couldn't hear my manager. He asked me why I always looked scared and shy I replied cause I'm always stoned

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Aug 30, 2009 03:21 PM - Stories - by Baker

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Couldn't find a bowl, house was empty, plenty of bud...stuck a pen through the bottom of a dixie cup, wedged a thimble, poked a straw through the side of the cup, planted it face down. hit rather smooth with the added nostalia of childhood dixie cup usage...yum.

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Sep 9, 9548 12:44 PM - Inventions - by Damien Grey

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sensitive material but it was funny at the time...my friend just got his g/f pregnant and we were on subject and my other friend said...

"you don't have babies from not wearing a condom...you have babies for being a pussy...GET IT!" -.-

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Jul 9, 2009 02:52 AM - Quotes - by phlanx

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If anyone plays world of warcraft, it is extremely fun to play baked, and you dont even notice how fast your leveling. Go on ventrilo (mic talk) with other people who blaze as well, its a blast!

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Jul 27, 2009 09:47 PM - Games - by brodowski

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Me and my friend wanted to go to the mall and get some food after we got seriously baked so we did and parked at Macy's. After our food was demolished we went back into Macy's and went out of the exit but apparently it wasn't the right exit because the car wasn't there. We go to the 5 other exits of Macy's and finally on the last one we found our car. We had parked on the hill next to the roof entrance of Macy's in a three parking space area away from every single other parking lot of the mall, so basically we laughed our asses off

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Jun 10, 2009 06:38 PM - Stories - by jakexx7f

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so me and a few of the homies went to a near by creek to blaze it up.i had stolen two six packs of brisk from a locked room at my skool.when we got there i put the drinks in the creek to keep em cold. as we all sat down in a circle we pulled out the bud and rolled up two fat ass chops.we had a still fresh lunged smoker with us and he had only smoked like 5 imes before. so as the first blunt goes by i fade back into reality and realize oh yea we had another blunt.its was some bomb ass trainwreck. second blunt ends , i pass a brisk to every1 me and my boy were last to get up wen we herad "oh shit" we rushed to the top nd our friend was passn out he dropped his can and all shout THE SODA. HAHA!

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Jun 26, 2009 05:25 AM - Stories - by mrbudsmoker

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so me and my sister were going out side to smoke and we were still a litle buzzed from when we smoked earlier and she sa t on the zun bathing chair and one o the hooks broke off and i coldnt stop laughing. it was the funniest thing ever. we laughed i almost peeed my pants.

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Jun 30, 2009 04:26 AM - Stories - by bainay

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Ok, So me and my 3 friends smoked some low grade Sour Diesel, and we are fucking BLITTED. We go in side and after about 30 mins I have to piss. So I go into the bathroom, and while I am pissing, I hear them arguing and laughing about something. I come out and yell "WALL-E!" Everyone starts laughing and rolling on the floor, pissing their pants! That was a fucking fantastic day!

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Bob Marley would be proud (10) - Gotta get off that shwag (6)

Sep 9, 6109 12:46 PM - Stories - by iSmoke

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