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Bacon and syrup. who says sweet can't go with meat?

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Jun 4, 2009 04:14 AM - Food - by vodka

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My friends were making a bunch of noise and I was paranoid of parents being woken up, so my response to their loudness was "quit jumping around like a bunch of football players" yea that worked well, we laughed so hard we ended up waking up the parents.

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Jun 3, 2009 08:54 PM - Quotes - by borch3z

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"This bowl is packed deep, deep as a criminal"

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Jun 3, 2009 08:13 PM - Quotes - by borch3z

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My friend and I were on vacation in Colorado and we smoked a lot of weed and walked into an ice cream shop. At this point I was trippin balls and was hanging on to this bookshelf, I started to swing back and forth with the shelf having a good time and closed my eyes and out of no where something hairy hit me in the head, then something hard hit me in the head. I woke up laying on the floor of an ice cream shop completely full of people and my friend said "Let's get out of here" and he helped me up and we go sit outside. My friend says "Dude, you hit your head on a little girl then ran into a wall."

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Jun 4, 2009 07:16 AM - Stories - by KotnMouthKing

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One time me and my friends were smoking bowls, then we went to get some Taco Bell. After we got back from that, we were tired so we all passed out.

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Mar 10, 6561 12:44 PM - Food - by stoner420

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a room filled with 6 friends completely dead in silence...a friend bursts out saying "good talk" you had to be there. lmfao

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Jun 5, 2009 09:28 PM - Quotes - by phlanx

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We were hitting a killer bong in my backyard yesterday, when one of my buddies yells at me asking for me for a fucking pencil...i didn't know how to react till i looked at him and he pointed to his pants and asked me again for a "fucking pencil" i never laughed so hard in my life.

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Jun 6, 2009 11:59 AM - Stories - by soup

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it was my first time eating magic brownies. the funniest thing i've seen while i was high was watching my friends play halo death match with a split screen. one of my friends is using the sniper rifle and zoomed in the WHOLE time he is walking trying to find my other friend on the map and this guy is making "omg" noises. out of nowhere he appears on the screen of the guy who is sniping and screams like a little girl as he literally JUMPS OVER THE BULLET which every one in the room could not stop laughing over. later i figured i overindulged in the brownies as it felt like a hole was being burned through my head. my friends couldn't stop laughing over the way i described this burning feeling

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Jun 5, 2009 09:00 PM - Stories - by phlanx

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Riverfest was going on in Hart plaza in downtown Detroit so my friend Josh and I decided to blaze and go to it. I thought the plan was to smoke on the freeway on the way there but for some reason we waited until we got to Detorit. We found out that the festival was over already so we decided to go check out the Heidleburg project. We waited until we got in the project to smoke which was SO STUPID. We were three white kids in a nice white SUV in the shadiest part of Detroit smoking a bowl! And there were a TON of people outside coz it was so hot. So naturally we realized how dumb we were and started freaking out so we were just speeding around Detroit paranoid as hell. It was fun but STUPID!

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Jun 24, 2009 09:43 PM - Stories - by michelledancer

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"i think now...would be the perfect time...to find how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop"

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Mar 10, 5518 12:44 PM - Quotes - by phlanx

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