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My friend and I smoked 10 bowls and went to bed. Woke up at noon the next day, still baked. Went to the park, fell asleep under a tree, went back to my place and watched Scooby Doo and fell back asleep. Woke up at 11 the next day. In two days, I was awake a total of 5 hours.

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Feb 26, 2010 01:54 PM - Stories - by freckles

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This is my theory: There is a planet somewhere in our universe where the race of alien and there planet that is as hot as our sun and when this alien race abducts us we cant even go into their atmoshere. i love being in theory class embracing the martian

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Feb 17, 2010 12:05 PM - Stories - by LoomTown

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(watching the sun set, hella blazed) "look at the sun" "it looks like an egg"

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Jan 27, 2010 10:49 AM - Stories - by lucyinthesky

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my first time was crazy see me and like 5 friends ditch the las 2 periods of school. then we went to mountains (new mexico) and we found a bag of weed. so we roll it up in some line paper. and i took like 6 hits and my other friendslike ten hits the rest just like 1 so we had to go back to school for our bagpacks but on the way back i felt this: it all felt stupid and unsignificant, i didnt care about anything. i couldnt think clearly the started laughing with my friend un stop i just couldnt stop. and we were laughing just because my friend car was fucking ugly and old. so then we went to school and people would say like hey whats up and i like took time to remember who they were...

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Jan 14, 2010 09:53 AM - Stories - by new mexico is high

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My first time smoking, I took a couple hits and wasn't feelin it yet. My friends stumbles outside on the deck where we all were, and I yelled at him "Don't fall over.... THERE!" and pointed in a random direction. We looked at each other and after a moment of silence, we bursted out laughing. I suddenly realized I couldn't make myself stop laughing and I couldn't breathe. I looked around at my friends staring at me, and in a thoughtful tone, said "I feel funny" My other friend said "It's because you're stoned dumbass. Me and My other lightweight friend looked at eachother and burst out in laughter once again. This lasted for an hour.

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Dec 20, 2009 09:12 AM - Stories - by permafry

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One time, my friend and I smoked 6 bowls of really high quality medical. We are both extreme lightweights and can get high off a couple of hits, but we wanted to see how stoned we could get. We ended up staring at the fuzzy TV screen for 3 hours, falling asleep, and then waking up the next morning still baked. We ate an entire loaf of bread and half a tub of butter. We walked to a park and fell asleep under a tree for several hours, went back to my house, slept some more, woke up and watched some disney movies, then went to bed at 8:00. We woke up the next morning finally feeling normal. That was months ago and neither of us have had the desire to smoke since.

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Dec 20, 2009 09:00 AM - Stories - by permafry

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One night my friends and I wanted to blaze up, but all of our parents were home so we didn't have an empty house. We ended up hotboxing "cigars" in my friend's treehouse. BTW they were laced with chronic. Anyway, the real kicker is he thought they were just normal cigars. After awhile he was like "I feel funny". to this day, he still has no idea he was stoned

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Dec 19, 2009 09:54 PM - Stories - by Anonymous

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So me and a friend seshed, and the last time we seshed out of nowhere I said "Where do I am?"... So we joked about it, and thought of 'what ifs' and said, "What if you say that and everyone around you stooped and said What?", then we thought again and said "What if I said that, and everyone in the world stopped what they were doing and said What?"... and he said "Well then the whole world would blow up."

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Dec 17, 2009 05:02 PM - Stories - by Kat-alac

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So I got my Subway munchies in hand and I'm heading back to my friends on a staircase. They say "Yo yo yo yo nigga, sit tha fuck down and look over there! It's a monkey! And he's throwing rocks at us." Sure enough, a few rocks hit me in the head, and there I see the monkey standing there, staring at me with an evil smile on his face. I fucking hate rock throwing monkeys.

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Sep 25, 2009 11:15 AM - Stories - by Andy

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So the other night, we convinced our friend to do a strikeout, you know, take a hit of weed and hold it in while you do a beer bong. Right after he exhaled the hit he coughed a few times and then threw up all over my friends porch. There were whole shrimp in the vomit, he didn't even chew his food!

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Mar 10, 8035 12:53 PM - Stories - by Jmills

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