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Me and my friends found the most amazing munchie food EVER. You take a slice of toast, cover half of it in peanut butter, and the other half in butter, it's like.. the best of both worlds.

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Sep 3, 2009 12:47 PM - Food - by Anonymous

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One time me and a couple homies were blazed and decided to go to Mcdonalds at 5am. We pulled up and none of us could stop fucking laughing. When the guy started talkin in the drive in, we were all "whispering" about what we wanted and then would start laughing again. The guy came back on a few times asking if we were ready yet. After about 15, 20 minutes of straight laughing, we tried to order, but the motherfucker wouldn't answer. So we pulled out and went to other side of the drive in and were barely able to order without laughing. We were all hiding in our hoodies when we pulled up, trying to muffle our giggles. It was great.

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Jul 29, 2009 01:55 AM - Food - by meowchecktimestwo

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it was my friends 14th bday and we all smoked and then me and my other friend made her a cake out of poptarts, ice cream and sprinkles and we spelled her name out in blue icing on the top. then we lit a candle and tried singing happy birthday but in the middle she couldn't take it anymore and just dove in and ate it. it was sooo fucking funny.

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Jul 18, 2009 11:36 PM - Food - by aijfldjskfl!

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Carne asada, favorite seasonings, Some Crown Royal just enough and some syrup just enough, in addition with Tapatio hot sauce just enough, all measurments under the infulence and when you get it its bomb!!!

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Jul 6, 2009 12:16 AM - Food - by LA-the-MONT

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"Trix + Cocoa Puffs = Fondue cereal" that was a good day.

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Jun 28, 2009 11:09 AM - Food - by michelledancer

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So me and my buddy come out of the tiny shed in my backyard ripped as fuck when we decide to put on Half Baked. He had never seen it. So I load it up get like 15 minutes through it when they start talking about getting food. So I'm like, "Dude! I fucking Pop-Tarts!" So I go fucking get the two boxes when I return to the living room we realized the fuckin' Pop-Tarts had two flavors in one! So needless to say they were fuckin' amazing. "Its an orgy in my mouth!" I was like dont you mean orgasm? And responded with a loud NO and explained "Because there are more than one flavor! Its a fucking masterpiece of strawberry/blueberry goodness!" So we laughed forever and had 16 pop-tarts each. Amazing!

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Jun 24, 2009 08:24 PM - Food - by Bongzor

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Rice Crispy Treats- "They melt in your mouth like charred ice cream."

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Jun 21, 2009 05:57 PM - Food - by mc dreads

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ok so me and my friend are high as fuck on this shit called "tran wreck" but we r eating chex mix and he get up from the couch and stras gagging and i ask if he was thrwhin up and i ask him if he is ok and he says"ummmmm its staring to turn purple mr.colins"

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Jun 14, 2009 11:39 PM - Food - by thomass

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Well, this story is of a day of eating this day just so happened to be the day that my dealer/bestfriends new bongs came, we broke in a 3 foot glass bong with a fat bowl of Jack Herer bud. I had the worst munchies ever! We walked all the way to taco bell, mickyD's, and haagen daas(its our local ice cream shop). Heres all that i ate. 3 double quarter pounders with cheese, 2 89 cent burritos, a chicken quessa dilla, a cheeseburger, and an icecream cone. After that i started to feel really really sick, i knew i had eaten WAY to much, we walked back to our spot to toke up again, and i felt to sick to hit the bong again, after persuading me to hit it, i fill his bong to the brim with puke.

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Jun 12, 2009 08:37 PM - Food - by Ganjaguy

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I smoked one night and just couldnt stop eating. I ate an entire bag of doritos, two slices of cheese cake, a few slices of pizza, a package of crackers, chocolate milk, a bar of chocolate and something like an entire box of microwavable bagel bites. I was on the toilet for hours in the worst pain of my life, uncontrollably liquid crapping and throwing up in the sink at the same time. My sink was clogged for weeks. Never again!

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Jun 12, 2009 06:05 PM - Food - by thisonedudemike

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