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Whenever you walk into a room and forget what you were looking for, you actually walked in on an alien doing something. The MIB agents came in zapped the alien and erased your memory, however they have no way of telling what you were looking for.

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Bob Marley would be proud (1) - Gotta get off that shwag (0)

Dec 22, 2009 11:50 PM - Inventions - by Red

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Couldnt find a pipe anywhere, so I grabbed a pen and hollowed it out, then my friend just handed me a beer bottle cap, so I punched a hole in it for the pen and we smoked. Eventually, my friend was saying that I could get a business started, selling beer cap pipes. She was like "you could be like "you wanna a budlight, budwiser, maybe some corona or a keystone beer to go with your weed?" it was funny shit.

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Bob Marley would be proud (3) - Gotta get off that shwag (3)

Jul 29, 2009 01:51 AM - Inventions - by meowchecktimestwo

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my friends invented a thing called a "lift up hoot". you might have heard of a stand up hoot well a lift up is pretty much the same thing except insted of just standing you take a hoot & stand up, cross your arms, then some one taller than you stands behind you and wraps their arms around your tourso (over top of your crossed arms) then leans back and lifts you up and holds you there for about 20 seconds after 20 seconds you should black out and the person lays you to the ground, completly unconchaus after a couple seconds you awaken and notice wut the fuck just hapened.

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Bob Marley would be proud (1) - Gotta get off that shwag (8)

Jun 14, 2009 06:25 PM - Inventions - by hacksmcgee

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Couldn't find a bowl, house was empty, plenty of bud...stuck a pen through the bottom of a dixie cup, wedged a thimble, poked a straw through the side of the cup, planted it face down. hit rather smooth with the added nostalia of childhood dixie cup usage...yum.

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Bob Marley would be proud (29) - Gotta get off that shwag (6)

Mar 10, 9548 12:44 PM - Inventions - by Damien Grey

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