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"Don't fall over there!" *bursts out laughing* *looks around* "Is this real life?"

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Feb 26, 2010 01:49 PM - Quotes - by skyhigh

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me: *bursts through the door holding a spoon* "what the f*** is this?!" friend:.... a spoon me: "don't let it happen again!" *throws spoon across the room*

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Dec 19, 2009 09:47 PM - Quotes - by permafry

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its halloween, were all parked in front of a taco bell hot boxing my gride and my friend/neighbor goes "hey janet i think my dad wants me home soon" so i reply, "i think your breaking the law tonight" followed by an awkward silence then my whole car cracking up loud as fck. fun night.

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Nov 1, 2009 11:17 AM - Quotes - by mc dreads

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"na man... dont text, my moms gonna come in and check up on us if she hears anything"... that was me, at my friends appartment

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Mar 10, 4308 12:55 PM - Quotes - by stonerbitch

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"I stay high man, I stay pregnant!" possibly the dumbest/funniest thing i ever said stoned.

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Sep 16, 2009 05:05 PM - Quotes - by lolbrandon

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Me and my home boy were blazing one day an d he called me a coon. he meant to say oh your cool. We started pissing our pants and culnt stop laughing till like and hour later

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Mar 10, 2240 12:51 PM - Quotes - by Pottymcpotpot

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"dude the clouds are happy" "they look paranormal to me" "yeah you're right man, you're right.

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Mar 10, 1445 12:50 PM - Quotes - by pat

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So the shrooms aren't coming but Darth Vader did us in good. Thanks,

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Bob Marley would be proud (7) - Gotta get off that shwag (3)

Aug 12, 2009 03:39 PM - Quotes - by Andehhh

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"don't step in the crop circle, it smells".

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Aug 2, 2009 01:34 PM - Quotes - by mc dreads

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the ceiling keeps going up and down and up and down.

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Jul 29, 2009 01:56 AM - Quotes - by meowchecktimestwo

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