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So Im walkin down the highway, goin to tha mart to get my green. Realizing it would be much more enjoiable if on tha way I stopped by at the stoners playground. So Im taking shortcuts, but every time I do go on the highway, I dont see cars, seems odd. I get in fuckin eyesite of the mart n a mini van drives by real slow, thenn pulls into tha mart. Fuck, so many thoughts, but the the main one is, that their part of the Orginization! Not good, the Organization of the Organized is after me AGAIN? I say to myself, if they turn around n take a u-turn n come back this way, Im runin straight for those trees. So of course those fuckers turned around! I run to tha trees n tell myself 'ima tree'.

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Jul 18, 2009 03:27 AM - Stories - by kai

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me and my friend hot box in his moms car we are pretending were driving to california and then shocker on shock street by dr acula comes on and i start beatin the shit out of his moms stearing weel hes like dude ur gonna make the air bag come out im like dude ur hight that cant happen so i start hittin it really hard next thing i new bang air bag hit me. i was like freakin out and hes dien laughin

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Jul 10, 2009 03:21 PM - Stories - by sirsmokedro

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me&my friend were leaving another friends house.. well we were going down the road&i was telling her to start slowing down bc it was a red light..well, she wouldnt bc she said it was yellow..so we got into a huge argument, like screaming &everything over the damn light..we finally get closer to it&we're both squinting now..bc the light was flashing both red&yellow...we both felt completely retarded.

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Jul 6, 2009 01:17 PM - Stories - by Anonymous

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Me and my friend were driving around right after clam baking the car and she decides that we should drop off a few pairs of her clothes in the charity drop boxes. We find a drop box at about 10pm and she throws it in the box, with her stash and bowl wrapped in the clothes. She comes back into the car screaming ''I DROPPED MY BOWL&WEED INTO THE BOX!'' Since I am a small person, she asks me to go into the box. The box is probably 8ft tall and only has an opening big enough to shove a garbage bag in. I curl up into the door and she lifts it up and i fall onto a shitload of shoes. It takes me 15 mins to find the stuff because me and her were laughing so hard. It took another 15 mins to get out.

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Sep 9, 8969 12:46 PM - Stories - by Jonny

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Ok, So me and my 3 friends smoked some low grade Sour Diesel, and we are fucking BLITTED. We go in side and after about 30 mins I have to piss. So I go into the bathroom, and while I am pissing, I hear them arguing and laughing about something. I come out and yell "WALL-E!" Everyone starts laughing and rolling on the floor, pissing their pants! That was a fucking fantastic day!

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Sep 9, 6109 12:46 PM - Stories - by iSmoke

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so me and my sister were going out side to smoke and we were still a litle buzzed from when we smoked earlier and she sa t on the zun bathing chair and one o the hooks broke off and i coldnt stop laughing. it was the funniest thing ever. we laughed i almost peeed my pants.

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Jun 30, 2009 04:26 AM - Stories - by bainay

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so me and my sister were in our back yard after our parents went to sleep. we were going to smoke a few bowls and then go back inside. then our brother came over and to go out front, so we did. when we came back from smoking our 4 bowls, we find al the doors are locked. we never lock our garage door and we were freaking out because we had a sack of weed and what if he like strip searched us. lol. so we put it in a sleeping bag in the garage. then we went to the back yard and we kept tripping out when the ac unit came on . then finally our freeaking dad came outside and said what are you 2 doing out here and when we got back inside we were all frreaked out. haha good high times.

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Jun 30, 2009 04:24 AM - Stories - by bainay

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"Bill Hicks was right." He said out of the blue, his hand half disappeared in a bag of pretzels.
As I stared at the amber tip of my cigarette I responded, "About what?"
"Everything."
We sat there for a few more seconds.
And just like everything, we left.

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Jun 30, 2009 12:22 AM - Stories - by phaedrus

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so me and a few of the homies went to a near by creek to blaze it up.i had stolen two six packs of brisk from a locked room at my skool.when we got there i put the drinks in the creek to keep em cold. as we all sat down in a circle we pulled out the bud and rolled up two fat ass chops.we had a still fresh lunged smoker with us and he had only smoked like 5 imes before. so as the first blunt goes by i fade back into reality and realize oh yea we had another blunt.its was some bomb ass trainwreck. second blunt ends , i pass a brisk to every1 me and my boy were last to get up wen we herad "oh shit" we rushed to the top nd our friend was passn out he dropped his can and all shout THE SODA. HAHA!

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Jun 26, 2009 05:25 AM - Stories - by mrbudsmoker

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Riverfest was going on in Hart plaza in downtown Detroit so my friend Josh and I decided to blaze and go to it. I thought the plan was to smoke on the freeway on the way there but for some reason we waited until we got to Detorit. We found out that the festival was over already so we decided to go check out the Heidleburg project. We waited until we got in the project to smoke which was SO STUPID. We were three white kids in a nice white SUV in the shadiest part of Detroit smoking a bowl! And there were a TON of people outside coz it was so hot. So naturally we realized how dumb we were and started freaking out so we were just speeding around Detroit paranoid as hell. It was fun but STUPID!

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Jun 24, 2009 09:43 PM - Stories - by michelledancer

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