The things we come up with when we're high
Advanced search

Home

-

HIGHest Memories

-

Lowest Memories

-

Random Memories

-

Submit

-

Moderate

Submit your memory


Your nickname :
Categories :
Gender? :
Email notification ?

Category:

Sort: All Time | Today Only | This Week | This Month | This Year

So anyways, we were walking, making our new path and we got totally lost, but it was good with us. So we go down this street and a house catches our attention. It looked just like the house from amytiville horror. We started calling people to tell them that we found the house and thats its real, lmao. So then we think that we're lost and we are thinking the street ends soon, so we take a dirt path behind someones house. About halfway down it, my friends like "Are you getting a creepy feeling" and I nod my head, so we turn back, and a few steps in, we start hauling ass towards the street. When we finally got off that street, we laughed our asses off.

#377
0 Comments

Bob Marley would be proud (6) - Gotta get off that shwag (2)

Jul 29, 2009 01:47 AM - Stories - by meowchecktimestwo

Sign up for more!

This one time me and my friend blazed before going for a long ass walk to a homies house for a party. The walk was interesting. First, we were crossing through a golfcourse and started by going the wrong way for what felt like 2 hours, we checked the phone and it said it'd been 3 fucking minutes. We decided we would take an adventure, and try to "discover" a new way to their house. So when we finally get to the end of the golfcourse, we have to jump a small fence to get over it. We were stuck there for like 15 minutes cuz we kept thinking there was a ditch there. When we actually got to the otherside, it was flat, solid ground everywhere. *More in next post*

#376
0 Comments

Bob Marley would be proud (2) - Gotta get off that shwag (1)

Jul 29, 2009 01:44 AM - Stories - by meowchecktimestwo

Sign up for more!

so its 2a.m. and me and my fiend are sitting on my porch smoking weed, i had a big ass nugget in my lap, after we finished our bowl and i go to refill i noticed i dropped the nugget. 20min later we still cannot find it under the bench or on the sidewalk i was trying to see with the light from my lighter and i notice at the edge of the sidewalk like 2ft. away my weed was being rolled into the planter by a rollypolly. a fucking rollypolly was stealing my weed cuz i dropped it! me and my friend laughed for ever it was the funniest shit, that rollypolly thought he hit the jackpot! good high times..

#370
0 Comments

Bob Marley would be proud (12) - Gotta get off that shwag (1)

Jul 27, 2009 11:41 PM - Stories - by theweedwoman

Sign up for more!

we hauled ass as soon as he completely passed. lol we must've walked a few miles. all the way my older cousin freaking out. my other one silent and me.....giggling like fuckin crazy. i couldn't stop laughing everything was tipping and shit as we powerwalked as far away ass possible lol. my older cousin was freaking out man. And all the while im behind him snickering and lmao.

#363
0 Comments

Bob Marley would be proud (1) - Gotta get off that shwag (1)

Jul 27, 2009 10:47 AM - Stories - by LetUsGetBaked2012

Sign up for more!

so one day me and my two cuzos &aunt went to target My aunt went n bcuz she was pissed& we sat n the car 4 like a min. Nxt thing I kno my older cous goes cmon lets go smoke this bitch up negros I had no idea he was up there n the front seat rolling us 2 fucking blunts So we get out n go around the back of the store and find some bushes We sat down n lit those bitches up Nxt thing we kno the fuckin security guard drives by. We hide the blunts of Once he was almost out of sight we started smoking again. then i look over and see the hood of the patrol car all the way down the street so we go on the other side of the bushes n smoke. he drove by slowly n stared into the bushes @ us. other post

#362
0 Comments

Bob Marley would be proud (2) - Gotta get off that shwag (0)

Jul 27, 2009 10:45 AM - Stories - by LetUsGetBaked2012

Sign up for more!

i was smoking on my roof deck with my friend and my cat came on the deck and started staring at me and i started crying cuz i felt bad that my baby had to see my doing drugs :(

#261
0 Comments

Bob Marley would be proud (8) - Gotta get off that shwag (8)

Jul 18, 2009 11:34 PM - Stories - by i love my kitty! :

Sign up for more!

my cousin and i had smoked and then we got really emotional and started talking about how much our grandma meant to us.

#259
0 Comments

Bob Marley would be proud (6) - Gotta get off that shwag (6)

Jul 18, 2009 11:24 PM - Stories - by gaaaaaa

Sign up for more!

my friends and i smoked before school on the last day of school and i walked into the classroom like 20 minutes late and announced "SORRY I'M LATE!" then i cracked up and sat in front of my teachers computer staring at the screensaver. he looked at me and said "have you been smoking marijuana again?" and i go "noooo way. my parents are testing me! i couldn't do THAT!" and i backed away really fast and tried to remain silent hahahah. he doesn't care though.

#258
0 Comments

Bob Marley would be proud (5) - Gotta get off that shwag (3)

Jul 18, 2009 10:59 PM - Stories - by mhmhmhmhmhmhm

Sign up for more!

me and my friend were walking home to be around my parents for the first time while we were stoned. my mom had made dinner, i don't remember what it was, and my friend tried grabbing a plate from the cupboard but kept grabbing the air underneath cuz her hands couldn't reach. my mom finally handed her the plate and said "are you okay?" and then i dropped a fork on the ground and just stared at it cuz i was deep in thought hahhaha. it was so scary at the time

#257
0 Comments

Bob Marley would be proud (2) - Gotta get off that shwag (2)

Jul 18, 2009 10:56 PM - Stories - by wosh.

Sign up for more!

Me n my nigga r fuckin around, havin tha munchies. I make us poptarts, they get done, wont come out? Of course thinkin highwise, I think its a brilliant idea to use a fork to dig em out. Then after alredi stickin my silverware in the toaster, I realize what a dumb thing Im doin, start screaming, which makes him scream. Jump onto the ground like we jus heard gun shots? Then realize how stupid we look, get up, tip the toaster upsidedown n shake. Wala! POPTARTS.. (Then burt a shit load of fishsticks.)

#247
0 Comments

Bob Marley would be proud (9) - Gotta get off that shwag (1)

Jul 18, 2009 03:35 AM - Stories - by kai

Sign up for more!
Your account
Username Password  Remember Me
Sign up - Forgot?