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my friends and i smoked before school on the last day of school and i walked into the classroom like 20 minutes late and announced "SORRY I'M LATE!" then i cracked up and sat in front of my teachers computer staring at the screensaver. he looked at me and said "have you been smoking marijuana again?" and i go "noooo way. my parents are testing me! i couldn't do THAT!" and i backed away really fast and tried to remain silent hahahah. he doesn't care though.

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Jul 18, 2009 10:59 PM - Stories - by mhmhmhmhmhmhm

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me and my friend were walking home to be around my parents for the first time while we were stoned. my mom had made dinner, i don't remember what it was, and my friend tried grabbing a plate from the cupboard but kept grabbing the air underneath cuz her hands couldn't reach. my mom finally handed her the plate and said "are you okay?" and then i dropped a fork on the ground and just stared at it cuz i was deep in thought hahhaha. it was so scary at the time

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Bob Marley would be proud (2) - Gotta get off that shwag (2)

Jul 18, 2009 10:56 PM - Stories - by wosh.

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Me and my best friend were walking from our friend's house to my house and we were pretty high. We walk under a sprinkler and she screams and goes "WHO THE FUCK THREW MARBLES AT ME?!??!?!?!?!"

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Jul 18, 2009 10:54 PM - Quotes - by yuuuummmmmmm

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Jul 18, 2009 08:23 PM - Quotes - by Cwrcmnwl

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Jul 18, 2009 03:39 AM - Quotes - by kai

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Me n my nigga r fuckin around, havin tha munchies. I make us poptarts, they get done, wont come out? Of course thinkin highwise, I think its a brilliant idea to use a fork to dig em out. Then after alredi stickin my silverware in the toaster, I realize what a dumb thing Im doin, start screaming, which makes him scream. Jump onto the ground like we jus heard gun shots? Then realize how stupid we look, get up, tip the toaster upsidedown n shake. Wala! POPTARTS.. (Then burt a shit load of fishsticks.)

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Jul 18, 2009 03:35 AM - Stories - by kai

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So Im walkin down the highway, goin to tha mart to get my green. Realizing it would be much more enjoiable if on tha way I stopped by at the stoners playground. So Im taking shortcuts, but every time I do go on the highway, I dont see cars, seems odd. I get in fuckin eyesite of the mart n a mini van drives by real slow, thenn pulls into tha mart. Fuck, so many thoughts, but the the main one is, that their part of the Orginization! Not good, the Organization of the Organized is after me AGAIN? I say to myself, if they turn around n take a u-turn n come back this way, Im runin straight for those trees. So of course those fuckers turned around! I run to tha trees n tell myself 'ima tree'.

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Jul 18, 2009 03:27 AM - Stories - by kai

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Sep 6, 2764 12:47 PM - Quotes - by phlanx

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Jul 10, 2009 03:21 PM - Stories - by sirsmokedro

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sensitive material but it was funny at the time...my friend just got his g/f pregnant and we were on subject and my other friend said...

"you don't have babies from not wearing a condom...you have babies for being a pussy...GET IT!" -.-

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Jul 9, 2009 02:52 AM - Quotes - by phlanx

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