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Me and my friends found the most amazing munchie food EVER. You take a slice of toast, cover half of it in peanut butter, and the other half in butter, it's like.. the best of both worlds.

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Bob Marley would be proud (4) - Gotta get off that shwag (3)

Sep 3, 2009 12:47 PM - Food - by Anonymous

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Today I went to work baked and I was so stoned I couldn't hear my manager. He asked me why I always looked scared and shy I replied cause I'm always stoned

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Aug 30, 2009 03:21 PM - Stories - by Baker

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Me and my home boy were blazing one day an d he called me a coon. he meant to say oh your cool. We started pissing our pants and culnt stop laughing till like and hour later

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Sep 6, 2240 12:51 PM - Quotes - by Pottymcpotpot

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So me and my friend chas smoked a few bowls, and we were trippin'. We went to my kitchen to get food, and we both agreed we felt like we were in some weird state of mind-trance. All of a sudden, i made a realization, that i thought could have changed my life, so when i told chas, she ignored me and kept talking. I got extremely mad and started yelling, telling her to ask me what my realization was. She FINALLY asks me, about like 10 minutes of telling her too. And that's when i realized, i forgot what i was going to say. She starts laughing and says "are you serious" I then almost pissed myself. Unfortunately, the realization was great, and and could have helped me, but i'll never remember..

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Sep 6, 5896 12:51 PM - Stories - by Anonymous

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"dude the clouds are happy" "they look paranormal to me" "yeah you're right man, you're right.

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Sep 6, 1445 12:50 PM - Quotes - by pat

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So the shrooms aren't coming but Darth Vader did us in good. Thanks,

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Aug 12, 2009 03:39 PM - Quotes - by Andehhh

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"don't step in the crop circle, it smells".

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Aug 2, 2009 01:34 PM - Quotes - by mc dreads

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the ceiling keeps going up and down and up and down.

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Jul 29, 2009 01:56 AM - Quotes - by meowchecktimestwo

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One time me and a couple homies were blazed and decided to go to Mcdonalds at 5am. We pulled up and none of us could stop fucking laughing. When the guy started talkin in the drive in, we were all "whispering" about what we wanted and then would start laughing again. The guy came back on a few times asking if we were ready yet. After about 15, 20 minutes of straight laughing, we tried to order, but the motherfucker wouldn't answer. So we pulled out and went to other side of the drive in and were barely able to order without laughing. We were all hiding in our hoodies when we pulled up, trying to muffle our giggles. It was great.

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Jul 29, 2009 01:55 AM - Food - by meowchecktimestwo

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Couldnt find a pipe anywhere, so I grabbed a pen and hollowed it out, then my friend just handed me a beer bottle cap, so I punched a hole in it for the pen and we smoked. Eventually, my friend was saying that I could get a business started, selling beer cap pipes. She was like "you could be like "you wanna a budlight, budwiser, maybe some corona or a keystone beer to go with your weed?" it was funny shit.

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Bob Marley would be proud (3) - Gotta get off that shwag (4)

Jul 29, 2009 01:51 AM - Inventions - by meowchecktimestwo

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