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My friend and I smoked 10 bowls and went to bed. Woke up at noon the next day, still baked. Went to the park, fell asleep under a tree, went back to my place and watched Scooby Doo and fell back asleep. Woke up at 11 the next day. In two days, I was awake a total of 5 hours.

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Feb 26, 2010 01:54 PM - Stories - by freckles

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"Don't fall over there!" *bursts out laughing* *looks around* "Is this real life?"

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Feb 26, 2010 01:49 PM - Quotes - by skyhigh

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This is my theory: There is a planet somewhere in our universe where the race of alien and there planet that is as hot as our sun and when this alien race abducts us we cant even go into their atmoshere. i love being in theory class embracing the martian

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Feb 17, 2010 12:05 PM - Stories - by LoomTown

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(watching the sun set, hella blazed) "look at the sun" "it looks like an egg"

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Jan 27, 2010 10:49 AM - Stories - by lucyinthesky

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my first time was crazy see me and like 5 friends ditch the las 2 periods of school. then we went to mountains (new mexico) and we found a bag of weed. so we roll it up in some line paper. and i took like 6 hits and my other friendslike ten hits the rest just like 1 so we had to go back to school for our bagpacks but on the way back i felt this: it all felt stupid and unsignificant, i didnt care about anything. i couldnt think clearly the started laughing with my friend un stop i just couldnt stop. and we were laughing just because my friend car was fucking ugly and old. so then we went to school and people would say like hey whats up and i like took time to remember who they were...

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Jan 14, 2010 09:53 AM - Stories - by new mexico is high

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Whenever you walk into a room and forget what you were looking for, you actually walked in on an alien doing something. The MIB agents came in zapped the alien and erased your memory, however they have no way of telling what you were looking for.

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Dec 22, 2009 11:50 PM - Inventions - by Red

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My first time smoking, I took a couple hits and wasn't feelin it yet. My friends stumbles outside on the deck where we all were, and I yelled at him "Don't fall over.... THERE!" and pointed in a random direction. We looked at each other and after a moment of silence, we bursted out laughing. I suddenly realized I couldn't make myself stop laughing and I couldn't breathe. I looked around at my friends staring at me, and in a thoughtful tone, said "I feel funny" My other friend said "It's because you're stoned dumbass. Me and My other lightweight friend looked at eachother and burst out in laughter once again. This lasted for an hour.

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Dec 20, 2009 09:12 AM - Stories - by permafry

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One time, my friend and I smoked 6 bowls of really high quality medical. We are both extreme lightweights and can get high off a couple of hits, but we wanted to see how stoned we could get. We ended up staring at the fuzzy TV screen for 3 hours, falling asleep, and then waking up the next morning still baked. We ate an entire loaf of bread and half a tub of butter. We walked to a park and fell asleep under a tree for several hours, went back to my house, slept some more, woke up and watched some disney movies, then went to bed at 8:00. We woke up the next morning finally feeling normal. That was months ago and neither of us have had the desire to smoke since.

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Dec 20, 2009 09:00 AM - Stories - by permafry

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One night my friends and I wanted to blaze up, but all of our parents were home so we didn't have an empty house. We ended up hotboxing "cigars" in my friend's treehouse. BTW they were laced with chronic. Anyway, the real kicker is he thought they were just normal cigars. After awhile he was like "I feel funny". to this day, he still has no idea he was stoned

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Dec 19, 2009 09:54 PM - Stories - by Anonymous

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me: *bursts through the door holding a spoon* "what the f*** is this?!" friend:.... a spoon me: "don't let it happen again!" *throws spoon across the room*

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Dec 19, 2009 09:47 PM - Quotes - by permafry

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