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my first time was crazy see me and like 5 friends ditch the las 2 periods of school. then we went to mountains (new mexico) and we found a bag of weed. so we roll it up in some line paper. and i took like 6 hits and my other friendslike ten hits the rest just like 1 so we had to go back to school for our bagpacks but on the way back i felt this: it all felt stupid and unsignificant, i didnt care about anything. i couldnt think clearly the started laughing with my friend un stop i just couldnt stop. and we were laughing just because my friend car was fucking ugly and old. so then we went to school and people would say like hey whats up and i like took time to remember who they were...

#1597 (0) - Jan 14, 2010 09:53 AM by new mexico is high - Stories - Vote it up (0) - Vote it down (0)

Whenever you walk into a room and forget what you were looking for, you actually walked in on an alien doing something. The MIB agents came in zapped the alien and erased your memory, however they have no way of telling what you were looking for.

#1594 (0) - Dec 22, 2009 11:50 PM by Red - Inventions - Vote it up (0) - Vote it down (0)

its halloween, were all parked in front of a taco bell hot boxing my gride and my friend/neighbor goes "hey janet i think my dad wants me home soon" so i reply, "i think your breaking the law tonight" followed by an awkward silence then my whole car cracking up loud as fck. fun night.

#984 (1) - Nov 1, 2009 11:17 AM by mc dreads - Quotes - Vote it up (3) - Vote it down (0)

"na man... dont text, my moms gonna come in and check up on us if she hears anything"... that was me, at my friends appartment

#983 (0) - Feb 8, 4308 12:55 PM by stonerbitch - Quotes - Vote it up (4) - Vote it down (0)

So I got my Subway munchies in hand and I'm heading back to my friends on a staircase. They say "Yo yo yo yo nigga, sit tha fuck down and look over there! It's a monkey! And he's throwing rocks at us." Sure enough, a few rocks hit me in the head, and there I see the monkey standing there, staring at me with an evil smile on his face. I fucking hate rock throwing monkeys.

#822 (0) - Sep 25, 2009 11:15 AM by Andy - Stories - Vote it up (3) - Vote it down (4)

So the other night, we convinced our friend to do a strikeout, you know, take a hit of weed and hold it in while you do a beer bong. Right after he exhaled the hit he coughed a few times and then threw up all over my friends porch. There were whole shrimp in the vomit, he didn't even chew his food!

#821 (0) - Feb 8, 8035 12:53 PM by Jmills - Stories - Vote it up (4) - Vote it down (2)

"I stay high man, I stay pregnant!" possibly the dumbest/funniest thing i ever said stoned.

#820 (0) - Sep 16, 2009 05:05 PM by lolbrandon - Quotes - Vote it up (1) - Vote it down (1)

so one time me and a couple of my friends are at my friends house smokin' in his living room. his mom wasn't supposed to be home all weekend so we thought it'd be cool to just smoke there. we smoked quite a bit so we were all really blazed. but my friend left his house to go pick up some more people, so we all stayed and waited for him to come back. while he was gone we continued to smoke when all of a sudden his mom walks in. she started cursing at us and yelling for us to get out of her house. then, she looks right at me and says "get the fuck out of my house mother fucker!" and all i do is wink at her. i was so high i thought it was hilarious, then i left and went home haha ;)

#819 (0) - Sep 16, 2009 05:02 PM by lolbrandon - Stories - Vote it up (2) - Vote it down (0)

alright so me and three other people jut got finished burning two fattys ona cruise and we decided that we all wanted some fries so we pull up to the burgerkind drive though and order our shit. we pull up to get our shit and the guy giving us our food goes hey guys smells great in there we all start laughing out asses off, he askes us if we still got one burning, he decides were chill and supersized all our shit! haha all in all bks the shit.

#772 (0) - Sep 12, 2009 07:07 PM by anobs - Stories - Vote it up (6) - Vote it down (0)

Me and my friends found the most amazing munchie food EVER. You take a slice of toast, cover half of it in peanut butter, and the other half in butter, it's like.. the best of both worlds.

#673 (0) - Sep 3, 2009 12:47 PM by Anonymous - Food - Vote it up (3) - Vote it down (3)

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